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On the first day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
A exception raised unnecessarily

On the second day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the third day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the fourth day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the fifth day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the sixth day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Six manager's demands
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the seventh day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Seven spam emails
Six manager's demands
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the eighth day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Eighty percent of outstanding
Seven spam emails
Six manager's demands
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the ninth day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Nine pages of waffle
Eighty percent of outstanding
Seven spam emails
Six manager's demands
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the tenth day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Ten incomplete emails
Nine pages of waffle
Eighty percent of outstanding
Seven spam emails
Six manager's demands
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my client sent to me:
Eleven report samples
Ten incomplete emails
Nine pages of waffle
Eighty percent of outstanding
Seven spam emails
Six manager's demands
Five feature requirements
Four progress requests
Three bug notifications
Two database errors
and a exception raised unnecessarily

On the twelfth day of Christmas
I went to the pub!

Comments

  1. Christian Conrad​ I'm was so tempted to fix that but it didn't - if you ever find the person(s) that initially wrote it and get them to fix it, it will be happy to repost the corrected version.

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  2. English is, in fact, a wonderful language. I wonder if it's a mistake or a typo. Try putting quotes before a and after unnecessarily and you'll see how the article holds.

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  3. I'd like to spin "a exception raised unnecessarily" as "wooops, someone made a typo in a query, hence the exception"

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